Captain Cardsworth

Daniel Johnson was given command of the S.S. Codsworth by his father, the highest ranking Admiral in the country. Despite having an inane ability to misread everything set before him, he had tenure and could not be fired, even from a cannon, for his ineptitude. One day while traveling up the Mississippi River after receiving a report of “fair weather skies” - which was actually a Craigslist ad about a pair of “fairly weathered skiis” that he misread - he spotted HardLeg drowning in a small outcropping along the riverbend. Dan was informed that Joe had been attempting to place a badly written advertisement along the bank for his newly-established Youtube channel and was happy to have been rescued when he was. Dan took interest in the destitute man's tale and agreed to resign from his captaincy and take up the game of Yugioh and adopt the last name Cardsworth in the name of advancing the channel.