Bootleg Drew

Drew Allison is a failed clone of Drew Carey who escaped from the lab in order to avoid being terminated for not being fat enough. After laying low for a while as the project liaisons searched for him, he took a job in a shoe factory and did improv in local pubs due to an insatiable urge programmed into his genes. Joe discovered Drew's spastic talents while waiting at the local comedy club for his shoe order to be fulfulled across the street.