Scordongo

This is Scordongo, the Hardleg Dog. It is a fictional dog, and as such, has no real equivalent in factual accounts. However, there is some knowledge of this legendary being. It exists in a quantal superstate of real and imaginary, and apparently only exists in the hearts of children under the age of -2 shmeconds.

Praise Scordongo, the creator of all that is good in the world. ''

He hath brought us out of the darkness into the light 

Have mercy upon us shameful, mortal beings of mere flesh 

For you have ascended your fleshy being into eternal goodness 

''In your holy Scordongoness we cry to you. Amen''

An interesting side note about Scordongo, is that he doesn't listen to plebs, such as MrDrProfJoshua. Instead, he revolts upon them and smites them with his holy fury and wrath. I, Top, the creator of such an amazing Wiki Page, have no quarrel with him, and as such, he would never harm me.