Hardleg Joe

Joe Thompson was diagnosed at the age of 27 with the debilitating disorder of HardLegus Depositus. This causes the outer skin of the legs to be slowly replaced with Calcium deposits. While not fatal in the short term, it does eventually take its toll on the victim. Given 60 years to live by the best witch doctors he could find, Joe threw his old career away and set out to live his dream of complaining on the internet. He knew that being a full time complainer wouldn't be a job he could do solo, so he knew he had to assemble a team of unique talent to help him with his dream.

One fateful Missouri day, Joe met up with one of his top fans and mysterious benefactors, Chris W. Their meeting has not much described in detail outside of a single act; a hug. It has later been described a "6/10" by Joe, who says he is glad Chris did not make a move on him.

On Joe's 32nd birthday, he received 2 mysterious packages. One was a disk of mysterious origin and content, with a threatening letter detailing how it's not a body part. The other package, which was later attributed to patron Rolling Jesus, was a body part. To be more exact, a Hard Leg. Along with this prosthetic limb came a note bearing the word of Rolling Jesus.

He also has a discord where the best mod goes by the name Rue

TRIVIA
Joe's favorite snow cone flavor is Tiger Blood

Joe's favorite Russian federal subject is Leningrad